As I was driving through western NC, o favoritist of favorite places, I saw some signs I thought you all might like. All punctuation or lack thereof come exactly from the signage.
1. "Don't wake up STUPID tomorrow (quit drinking and drugs today)"
2. "God send us someone to cure cancer AIDS etc."
"I did but you aborted them!" (doh!)
3. "Hill billy Church: wrangling souls for Jesus"
4. Then there was my favorite intersection: the corner of Granny Squirrel Gap and Sulfur Rd.
Oh, western NC, I love you.